I would apologize but I’m too brain-dead

Haaaaaay guys! That word doesn’t mean what you think it means. IT HAS DOUBLE-MEANING.

Okay, I don’t want to be stupid. To be honest, that’s why I don’t want to write a post right now. So this is me writing a post to tell you that I’m not going to be writing a post because my brain’s going on hiatus from watching too many episodes of Sister Wives/ watching Dawson’s Creek/ playing Sims 3 writing essays and being studious.

I literally woke up at 11 am this morning and expected to get to work only, oh, 9 hours later to push through (sounds like giving birth, doesn’t it?) and finish my facking essays. Alas, kittens puking on youtube and weird polygamous sects… they both have strange aspects of them that make it hard to look away. And it’s not even that my essay is boring in any form (feminism! HOO-RA), it’s just that it is an essay and oh dear strange man up in the sky, do I – more than I ever have in the history of education or, ok, last year around April – ever just want to sit on my couch, make my Sims “Woohoo!” a million times and recreate the strange polygamy happening in Sister Wives. And maybe sometimes cheat so I can build them McMansions and pretend they’re on Cribs.

I know that sounds weird, but you’re just going to have to trust me on this one.

Arina wishes you all studious-minded brains luck with exams and essays and peaces out.

A

P.S. “What’s My Age Again?” just started playing and I AM TOTALLY ROCKING OUT RIGHT NOW.

P.P.S. There’s 15 cm of SNOW tomorrow? At the end of March. Typical, Canada, typical.

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